This adventure started with a random NYT piece by renowned
runner/author Christopher McDougal. McDougal had taken in an ill-treated
donkey, Sherman, with the goal of training together to compete in the World
Championship Pack Burro Race in Fairplay, CO.
This adventure continued with a further random incident. We happened to be nearby in CO & were able to attend Burro Days, a 2-day festival celebrating mining heritage & animals- all capped with the burro race. These intrepid runners aren’t RIDING the burros. They RUN WITH their burro partner. On a rope. Over mountains- high mountains. For either 29 miles or for the “short course”, 15 miles. This is no sissy sport. Of course, that means I HAD to do it.
More randomness. At the race I made a connection with the Ass Matchmaker, Amber. Amber & her husband, Brad, care for a band of “rental” racing burros. Two years later when we headed back to CO, I considered participating in the event but all the burros were spoken for. A week before the race, Amber reached out. A burro, Bandit, was now available. Was I interested? Hell Yeah.
Oh, & how does one quickly train for a burro race? I
went to the local REI store searching for appropriate burro racing shoes. I
watched burro racing YouTube videos- a bad idea that featured broken ribs,
dragging & concussions. This gave me a full-blown panic attack. Jeff &
drove to Denver for a training run. I learned the proper way to handle my rope,
saddle the burros & work as a pack with other burros. With only days before
the race, I had no chance to train the weak link in this high-elevation partnership-
ME.
June 28, 2019. Day of race. We arrived early for race registration & saddle weigh in (we have to carry specific mining gear.) The race harkens back over 70 years when bored, drunk & slightly stir crazy miners competed in the inaugural race. I’ve been in lots of races, but never one that leaves piles of poop all over the starting line. Cue the starting gun & we’re off. A few miles out, Bandit needed to stop to take care of business. Once he finished & looked up, he realized all his burro buddies were long gone. At that point, he put on the brakes & lost all interest in racing. I tried pulling. I cajoled. I bribed with apples. No movement. Finally, I had to turn him around for the walk of shame back to the main street finish line to the cheers of the crowds thinking I was the speediest of runners. I’ve never DNF (Did Not Finish) a race so I had issues with how things went but had to get my head around the idea that it just wasn’t my day & I had to share power in this partnership. Still, we took Bandit back to his pen, combed him & fed him carrots. Two years later Bandit passed & all the Bandit stories came out. I was not alone in being a runner toyed with by Bandit.